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i love you matt
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WTF? That's hilarious!!!!!!!!
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Why does this not surprise me?
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♥ ♥ If your Dad is your hero, whether you are blessed to have your Dad still with you, or if he is an Angel in Heaven, copy and paste this into your status and let everyone know you are proud of your dad! ♥ ♥
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Team C, you did a terrific job. Your Power Point was clear and easy to understand. Keep up the good work!
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is kicking it with Dorothy, Toto's licking himself, Scarecrow's smoking grass, Tin-man's being a dick, Lion's in drag and there are little bastards everywhere.
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I'm looking forward to meeting a new best friend who will give me lots of slobbery kisses 
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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
- Lillian Carter
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue:
- 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.'
- Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister,
and now wish to withdraw that statement.
and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..
- Phyllis Diller
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