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OK, I need to vent. The living conditions here are absolutely horrendous. I’m getting blamed for everything. I mean, hello, there are three other dogs that live here….
Yes, maybe I did steal a bag of potatoes awhile back…
I might have broke the chair, but how do you know it wasn’t broke before I sat in it?
OK, like, big deal, I wanted a donut!
And, so what, I sleeping on the clean clothes in the closet. Someone left the closet door open, so it ain’t my fault. A little hair never hurt anyone. Jeez.
I mean, look at my face! Does this look like a face that would trash my mom’s closet? Does this look at something I would do? No, and she’s blaming me. I can’t help that she’s a slob. I’m innocent, I tell ya, innocent!
What’s a guy to do? Can ya help me out here?

Yes, maybe I did steal a bag of potatoes awhile back…

I might have broke the chair, but how do you know it wasn’t broke before I sat in it?

OK, like, big deal, I wanted a donut!

And, so what, I sleeping on the clean clothes in the closet. Someone left the closet door open, so it ain’t my fault. A little hair never hurt anyone. Jeez.

I mean, look at my face! Does this look like a face that would trash my mom’s closet? Does this look at something I would do? No, and she’s blaming me. I can’t help that she’s a slob. I’m innocent, I tell ya, innocent!

What’s a guy to do? Can ya help me out here?
