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In a small town in central Ohio there lives a dog that has terrorized his owners with what is being referred to as "The Silent but Violent" crime spree. The smell is so putrid and foul that some of the neighbors have reported the loss of all their wallpaper and peeling paint. The supermarkets are all reporting major shortages of yogurt and Glade Plug-ins. Please do yourselves a favor and purchase a nuclear power strength gas mask as this is the only thing that can save you and your family.

The Culprits Mug Shot:



The Innocent Glare



The Brew Stance (Particularly DANGEROUS)



The Victims:

This one was taken on 2/11/06 at an early age where all was forgiven (Do not make this mistake)



Other Family Victims from yesterday:





And the most dangerous posture of them all "The Self Defense"




If this defense is being sported by your bullie be prepared for the worst and head for cover.
 

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Wow! I needed a laugh this morning! That was sooo funny. Great pics, too! :laughing8:
 

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Oh the humanity!!!!!!! NO wonder the weather in central OH is so bad with all the methane gas being released into the atmosphere from Bub and Tobey. I personally am starting an angry mob! who is with me?
 

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Poor Bubba,

:bs:

It's not his fault that you are a closet burrito eater that blames everything on the dog!

You need to tell the truth to your family and friends.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovery!

:fart:
 

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Biggjay22501 said:
Fina said:
Poor Bubba,

:bs:

It's not his fault that you are a closet burrito eater that blames everything on the dog!

You need to tell the truth to your family and friends.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovery!

:fart:
I concur!
I totally agree - Admit it James - its you!! Stop looking for a scapegoat!
 

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lol

Fina said:
Poor Bubba,

:bs:

It's not his fault that you are a closet burrito eater that blames everything on the dog!

You need to tell the truth to your family and friends.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step toward recovery!

:fart:
IMAGINE!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: Blaming the poor dog for a problem that which you
are just unable to come to terms with and get help for.
Lyla needs a brother anyway...so I am coming to get Bubba.
:iroc:
 
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